Husband: “The weather looks kind of like it wants to give me a nice day. But it also kind of looks like it wants to give us that rain we’ve been needing. And now it’s just stuck somewhere in the middle and not giving us either of those things.”
Me: “It’s like my brain when I really want to do five different things at the same time, but then I start to panic because I know I can’t do all of them and I have to choose, so then I just collapse on the couch and do nothing instead. The sky has executive dysfunction.”

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