Fiancé: “What is IT, anyway? Like, what’s he supposed to be?”
Me: “An alien.”
Fiancé (sounding, to my ear, unconvinced): “Ohhh.”
Me: “He came down to Earth from space.”
Fiancé: “REALLY, Carrington? Is that what aliens do?”
Me: “I wasn’t explaining what aliens are; I was justifying my position with evidence from the book!”

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